Some More Chemistry Jokes

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…

He said NaBrO



Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.



Q:Anyone know any jokes about sodium?


Helium walks into a bar,

The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”

Helium doesn’t react.



Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”



Q:What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?


Q:Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

A:Because it’s in the ground state.