I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
Q:Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”
Q:What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Q:Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A:Because it’s in the ground state.