Chemistry Jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

A: SWAG

 

Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: He’s 0K now.

 

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A one molar solution.

 

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?

A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

 

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?

A: Because all his friends argon.

 

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!

 

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

 

Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

A: Because it’s in the ground state.

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