Chemistry Jokes
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He’s 0K now.
Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A: A sulfone
Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it’s in the ground state.
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