Chemistry Jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?



Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

A: He’s 0K now.


Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?

A: A sulfone


Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

A: Febreeze.


Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?

A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Q: Why did the noble gas cry?

A: Because all his friends argon.


Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!


Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!


Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

A: Because it’s in the ground state. ;