Error codes in Windows

WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted – System confused WinErr 006: Malicious error – Desqview found on drive WinErr 007: System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware WinErr 008: Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered – God knows what happened WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB WinErr 00C: Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! WinErr 00D: Window closed – Do not look outside WinErr 00E: Window open – Do not look inside WinErr 00F: Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers WinErr 011: Window open – Do not look outside WinErr 012: Window closed – Do not look inside WinErr 013: Unexpected error – Huh ? WinErr 014: Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of. WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error – System destroyed. Buy new one. WinErr 019: User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! WinErr 01A: OS overwritten – Please reinstall all software. WinErr 01B: Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that. WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate. WinErr 01D: System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code. WinErr 01E: Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. WinErr 020: Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost. WinErr 042: Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. WinErr 079: Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? WinErr 683: Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 Bytes available. WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.

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