Science Jokes

Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A. One molar solution. Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: Because it’s in the ground state Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

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