Some more science humour!

  1. Heisenberg is out for a country drive in his new Lamborghini. A police officer stops him and asks: “Do you know how fast you were going?’ Heisenberg responds; “No, but I know exactly where I am.”


  1. Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have H2O”. The second one says “I’ll have H2O too”. The second one dies.


  1. Q: Three kittens were on a roof. which one slipped off first?
  2. A: The one with the lowest µ (“mew”: coefficient of friction).


  1. Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?
  2. A: Woopea!


  1. Q: Why did Dracula quit grad school?

A: His next-generation sequencing results drove him bat ChIP crazy.


  1. Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.


  1. Q: Where do mice put their dead to rest?

A: A mouseoleum