Biology Jokes

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.


Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?

A: The Nucleus


Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who travelled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?

A: He was a man of many cultures.


Q: Why are men sexier than women?

A: You can’t spell sexy without xy


Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.


Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?

A: Mitosis


Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?

A: An itsy bitsy book.


Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?

A: Chemotaxis


Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?

A: Romeostasis


Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?



Q: What did the femur say to the patella?

A: I kneed you.

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