Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The Nucleus
Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who travelled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?
A: He was a man of many cultures.
Q: Why are men sexier than women?
A: You can’t spell sexy without xy
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book.
Q: What do you call a cab which provides drug therapy?
Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes?
A: A FSH.
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
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